Would you please stop talking about my company...

If Agile isn't good enough for you, why not try TOGAF... Agile on steroids for the bureaucracy?

Sure... regular releases... give my smart managers a heart attack.

Corporate culture/Tribal knowledge - burn it. We'll re-write everything in Python anyway.

I love when I'm expected to give ideas ...which will be casually rejected.

It goes on and on.